She got up her courage
Tried to meet someone “online”
Looking for a decent guy
So hard for her to find.
Nothing like his photos
Said he was six feet four
Maybe five foot ten at best
A liar, that’s for sure.
What else was on his profile?
Was he telling her the truth?
Had he gone to college?
Should she ask him for some proof?
He never bought her dinner
Said they should split the check
Not sure if he was cheap or poor
What else was coming next?
Was living with his parents
In the basement down the stairs
Never brought her home to meet them
No he didn’t, he wouldn’t dare.
Took her to the movies
Insisted they go dutch
They went to see a matinee
The tickets weren’t that much.
He wasn’t very handsome
And was somewhat overweight
She wasn’t into judging
But, this guy was not that great.
The next time that he called her
She said, she met someone else”!
He said he really liked her
She told him how she really felt.
Your profile is deceiving
And, you’re really awfully cheap
You’re not what I am looking for
You’re just not right for me.
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Image: Google Images. Psychology Today.
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