My cousin took a mallet
And hit me in the head
I fell to the ground
They thought that I was dead.
The blood around me puddled
My sister started to scream
My cousin was a little brat
As you can see, was kinda mean.
He ran around in circles
Shouting, Johnny went to heaven
He appeared to be quite happy
He had recently turned seven.
Somewhere in his twisted mind
Thought he was doing me a favor
Giving me a send off
A chance to see our savior.
After years of meds and therapy
My cousin came around
Now somewhat successful
The best lawyer in our town.
After forty-seven stitches
Time spent in the ICU
I made out all right, I guess
Just a little black n blue.
lovenlosses 
I once hit my brother over the head with a camping mallet. Not as damaging as many others, but it certainly hurt him.
Needless to say I thought it was hilarious ☺
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And……. it still is, today! I am howling!!!!!!! :). Thanks for reading my post and for commenting.
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Love your delightful rhymes
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Thank you so much!!!! I appreciate you taking the time to read my post! Thank you for your comment, too! Hope you have a Magical Day! ❤️
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Oh I always read you. Please don’t let the lack of comments lead you to think otherwise. ❤️😊
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Hahaha! Signature Patty style! I adore your poems. They always make my day! ❤❤❤😍👏😆
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Thank you, Isha!!!! Thank you, Thank you…Thank you!!!!!!! You always make my day!!!!!
You make me sooooo happy!!!!! ❤️ Wish you lived closer!!!!!
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Awww I wish too! We’d talk in rhymes! 😍😄
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I just love this Patty! Bless you.
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Thank you!!!!! So glad you like it!!!! Bless you, too! ❤️
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I may not say it often but it is such a pleasure to read your poems.
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Awwwww….You just made my day!!!!!!!!!! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You are most welcome. 💕
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And he became a lawyer, that figures, lol. I loved this Patty ☺❤
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Couldn’t help myself!!!! 🤣
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Love it, lol 😁
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Glad you liked it, Walt! Not such a great mallet!!!!
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