ONLINE DATING

You said that you were six foot two?
I’d say, you’re  five foot eight
Had to know I’d learn the truth
Once we went on a date. 

 What else have you been hiding?
You should have told the truth 
You knew that I would find out
Once I laid eyes on you.

Does this mean you’re not related
To Brad Pitt or Bradley Cooper?
Was that just another lie
Just another “on line” blooper?

Are you sure that you’re not married?
Are you cheating on your wife?
Do you have your own apartment?
I’m not sure if you’re my type. 

Told me you worked at NASA
You had seen the moon up close
Was that a fabrication?
Just another silly joke?

I have to tell you honestly
You seem like a nice guy
But, can I simply overlook
The fact that you have lied? 

How about we start all over?
Can you tell me truthfully?
How tall you are, what you do?
This time don’t lie to me. 

It’s not easy meeting someone
We have fears, concerns and doubts
We just want someone who’ll like us
That’s what it’s all about. 

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