MY ROBOT

Her hair and her eyes 
Look incredibly real
She walks and she talks
But, unable to feel. 

Her skin like velvet 
Soft to the touch
What does she cost?
Tell me …. how much?

She blinks, she moves
She smiles, she grins
She looks almost human
Feels like we are friends.

She cooks, she cleans
She’s great in bed
She’ll rub your back
Then rub your head. 

She does whatever 
You want her to do
Her purpose for being
Is to be there for you. 

She’s conditioned and programmed
To tell you the truth
And, will always be there
To take care of you. 

You can make changes
You’ll have total control
She’s willing and able
And, will never grow old. 

Her IQ ….. above average
She’s fully equipped
Her knowledge …. abundant
She’s smart as a whip.

They’ll be codes to decipher
Wires to adjust
A  ton of new features 
And, she will never rust.

She’ll come  in a box
Her body intact
To activate her neurons
There’s a switch there, on her back. 

If for any reason.
You can deactivate
Turn her off, shut her down
Don’t hold back, or hesitate.

You don’t have to give a reason
To receive a full refund
They’ll put her back … into her crate
Take her back, where she came from.

But, if you’re truly satisfied
All you’ll have to do
Is sign the appropriate documents
Then she’ll belong to you.

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