She has painted nails and earrings
She wears underwire brassieres
She wears black lace and mascara
And, her lipstick never smears.
She likes talking dirty
Drinking beer and cigarettes
And, if she decides to kiss you
It will be long and very wet.
She wears high heels and black stockings
See-thru shirts and a pierced navel
She has twelve tattoos, an eyebrow ring
And, they call her Sassy Mabel.
If you’re looking for a good time
She might be the girl for you
So, don’t hesitate to call her
If you’ve got nothing else to do.
But, if you don’t like porno
Cold Champagne and Caviar
Don’t ask her, for her number
It won’t get you very far.
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