If you begin to feel suspicious
And don’t know just what to do
Call up a private detective
And gather up some clues.
Note the odd behavior
Keep track of dates and times
Get out those old binoculars
To help prevent a crime.
If you see someone at midnight
With a flashlight in their hands
They may be dressed all in black
Keep an eye on them, if you can.
If you see them breaking into
A boat, a house, or a car
Call 911 immediately
Before they go too far.
Once you call the local precidnt
The police will make the arrest
They will put the crook in handcuffs
Then take care of all the rest.
Rules are made to be followed
Best to avoid a life of crime
Best to do what is expected
Or you’ll end up doing time.
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